Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So ... Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

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start by doing what's neccessay; then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
~~~Francis Of Assisi ~~~

~Taken from forwarded emails.