New motivation

Got home from work around 2am. Planned to burn some fats in the morning but as usual... futon got comfy all of a sudden. Woke up eventually in the afternoon, received an order to get Smooth & Sleek Pantene shampoo from the nearby supermarket. Got to the gym after that.

Ran on the treadmill for 25 mins and that was all the time i so-called could afford before getting ready for work again. So here i am, in the office, having sushi for lunch, thinking if that 25 mins is actually worth it (even for long term investment).

OHhOHh another thing, recently caught Jerry Springer on TV. It's still the same o' crap! Where do they get people like that? Another mystery is that most of the people that appear on his show somewhat always have a "texas/Arizona" accent... hmm..

Determination, Goals, Target, Achievements

Finally i think i might have something to share... I finished reading a self help guidebook that helps and motivates people to further improve themselves.

Summary as per below:

Time
Some people have enough time; some don't. We all have all the time there is.

Money
Money is a result of my beliefs, decisions, and my thoughts about it.

Failure
There is NO failure, only feedback. I cannot Fail. Only Learn.

Success
Success is assured if i follow what i know to do.

Power
Power used with love is welcomed from the people who experience it.

Principles
1. The universe is made up of pure intelligence - it;s basic nature is mind.
Nature is purposive, and the laws of nature are contained at the depths of deep inner reflection

2. Reality is not what i see. It is vibration - composed of frequencies
There is a hierarchy of vibration : Rock -> Tree -> Man -> Sound -> Light (what the heck is that?)

3. Every thought or mental state has its own vibration. The universe will give you what you dwell upon

4. The universe demads balance - Everything has its opposite. Cause and Effect

5. We are always compensated for what we do - I am at ease in my universe.

Prosperity beliefs

1. The universe is abundant
2. The universe wants me to prosper
3. All prosperity begins with an idea & the universe responds
4. Money is an abstraction (of work)
5. Money has no intelligence of its own - Money responds to my instructions to it.
6. Money demannds attention on money.

Probably we could start categorizing our err goals and objectives with the following sub-headers

1. Started, but not worked on In progress, but not complete
2. Almost complete, but still not finished
3. Things i have been unable to start
4. Things I have been unable to change
5. Things I have been unable to stop

Depression - Please dun take it seriously

Picture says a thousand pain.

Won't want to be the boy next.

I challenge you!

Puzzle that smart ppl can't solve..
My friend just send me this: Can you count how many petals?. The smarter and harder you think, the more difficult for you to get the answer! For those who just figured out, don't tell them the answers ok? hehe....enjoy!

I solved it around ... 3 hours.. on and off.

Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX

What a beauty! This is absolutely stunning! Both interior and exterior. Of course performance too!

Exterior:


Interior:

Current Condition

ARghh.. having a bad headache now. Probably due to 3 weeks of consecutive Subway lunch meals. Hmm.. that's like 6" or 1 Foot long x 5 x 3. Definately more than a metre of Hearty Italian bread. Hmmm probably need to drink more water instead of coffee.

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So ... Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

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start by doing what's neccessay; then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
~~~Francis Of Assisi ~~~

~Taken from forwarded emails.

My weekend.

How should i begin.. okie on Saturday, we had a sudden crave for Seafood.. therefore cruised over to Sydney Fish Market and had some really awesome fresh crab and lobster.. not too awesome for the pockets and wallet. Next, had to get ready for weekend shift.

Got back on Sunday morning feeling good but tired, slept for an hour or so.. got up and caught the qualfying for Formula One race in Melb. After that, played basketball in the hot afternoon sun on a roof top basketball court. Have not touched a bball for about a year or so... and of course the shooting is off, the running is gone.. the jumping.. the rhythms.. zero. But the exercise was great! After that, caught the F1 race on TV had dinner in Jap restaurant returned and rented some DVDs. Had a bourbon coke and K.Oed till this morning! =Þ

Got up just in time for work. Body ached all over, even the neck part (sun burned).

Looking 4 T-Shirt?

There is always someone dumber than you...

hahahaha....you've got to be kidding me!!!

Face-Butt Towel

There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you are not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt!

Think about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty -percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but the solution is available.

The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom.

3M Security Glass

Hmm... million dollar bus stops..

New Diseases alert

SARS is not our only worry. The Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases:

Assma - Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass, the No. 1 disease in Malaysia. Civil servants are unusually at risk.

Dialarrhoea - Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important information as "I'm now on the LRT" or "I'm walking towards the car." Victims can be recognised by large, twitching thumb.

Meesles - Blotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles.

Multiple Spousosis - Affliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Thailand, Indonesia, and China to take on additional brides. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.

Yellow Fever - Compulsion to date Asian females. Very common affliction amongst foreign talent/expatriates working in Malaysia. Also known as Pinkerton's Disease.

Totonus - Flushed complexion, high blood pressure and sometimes depression at finding out one has not touched lottery.

Heavytitis - Excessively large breasts. This disease comes in several variant strains: Heavytitis A, Heavytitis B, Heavytitis C and sometimes Heavytitis DD.
Cybertension - Feelings of stress and panic caused by lack of internet access.

Dyebetes - A compulsive need to colour one's hair. Reddish brown tints are the most common symptom, but health authorities have reported a new strain of blond highlights.

Chicken Tox - Victims exhibit a great need to talk cock. Incurable and highly contagious. Spread by ordinary conversation, and may be exacerbated by good food and alcohol. politicians and lawyers are especially susceptible. Incurable.

Crude one

For all those men who say,"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why?
Because women realise its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.